The quest for a free Sonic Youth gig in New York. Cause that would be awesome and stuff. And free. But not without our Holy Handgrenade! Which we will pick up in Antioch, a minor detour. Visiting the wonders of American History like Foamhenge, Graceland, The Creation Museum and many more en route. We will try to post our daily finds in American hospitality, deepfried cuisine and gun-toating idiot rednecks. Land of the free, home of the brave and weird bumper stickers. We plan to buy ’em all.

Like the late great John Denver, we will be leaving on a jetplane, heading off to Jamaica, NY on July 12.